Boots

I told my husband that I wanted a new pair of boots and asked if we could go boot shopping this weekend.

“What kind of boots do you want?” he said. “Outdoor boots, cowboy boots, fetish boots?"

“I don’t know….Cute boots,” I said.

“You know those boots that all the girls are wearing. They are flat and to the knee,” I explained. “Basically a variation on riding boots.”

“Oh,” smirked.

“That would explain why four girls asked me where I got my boots at the game Saturday,” he said. “They came from a horse shop.”

Yes, Matt had no idea that his uniform boots—tall, flat boots that protect his legs from the heat of his motorcycle, were so in style.